Ah, another month and another laugh track filled news stream from those wacky European Union fascists.
The latest will set the rotting Fourth Reich to a new level of gaydom.
In a land bereft of children, well White children, bereft of Christ and any shred of morality, the powers that be, have decided that not being able to be Fabulous and to flaunt it, as well as not being able to educate (read corrupt and recruit) children openly is a human rights violation.
As such, and without any input from the unimportant peasants of the Reich, but than again who cares what they want, the Reich masters have decided to open to the gates to all sodomites everywhere with a status of refugee. Best of all, those refugees are in for some real goodies: fully furnished apartments, tax payer paid for medical aid and stipends and all night access to bathhouses and rave bars....Fabulous.
How do the EU's huddled and austured masses feel about this? Well who really cares? Not that anyone asked them about it. Besides, if the peasants ever get uppity, well they'll just receive the Paris Socialist treatment: water cannons, batons, rubber bullets for those pesky Catholics and the portion of the 80% of the population against Gay Marriage.
But all is not lost. Many of these Fabulous sodomites will find jobs quite interesting jobs in EU interrogation teams and as re-educators of the little kiddies that fascists will be separating from their parents.
And as for us Russians? Well, having our openly and rebelliously famous Sodomites getting an all expense paid, first class ticket permanent relocation to the EU (and maybe the US) does not seem so bad. Sure, our lives won't be "Fabulous", just dreary and ordinary....but at least we do not have to worry about our kids getting brainwashed and recruited.